daosoman:

Japanese kindergartners sing the dayman song from its always sunny in Philadelphia. 

denchgang:

never skip leg day

denchgang:

never skip leg day

(Source: pleatedjeans)

cute-overload:

It’s his first time having to wear a cone

cute-overload:

It’s his first time having to wear a cone

girlgrowingsmall:

lowwbloods:

tyleroakley:

takeme-garth:

penis-hilton:

shittier:

sofalcondone:

oH MY GOD I FORGOT THIS VIDEO EXISTED OH MY FUCKING GOD

OH MY LORD WHAT THE FUCK

image

I just want everyone to witness this at least once in their life

do you ever just glitch

i hear this quote from some video game commercial every now and then on tv and i cannot help but think of this guy because its so burned into my mind that i will never escape

what

I have memorized that entire speech 

(Source: gnomesy)

A person of good intelligence and sensitivity cannot exist in this society very long without having some anger about the inequality - and it’s not just a bleeding-heart, knee-jerk, liberal kind of a thing - it is just a normal human reaction to a nonsensical set of values where we have cinnamon flavored dental floss and there are people sleeping in the street.

George Carlin

Taken from this post by cartoonpolitics and reblogged by andybrwn.

(via thechapterfourblog)


totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

mrpicard:

Meanwhile, at Dragon Con (x)

mrpicard:

Meanwhile, at Dragon Con (x)

shecamemyway:

magnacarterholygrail:

sageoftenpaths:

OH MY GOD

WHY AM I DYING SO HARD

LMFAO

(Source: vine.co)

bamblovesbamboo:

cleophatrajones:

abstrackafricana:

iwillmakeyouskinny:

beyseybey:

Biggest plot twist


i will never not repost this.

when you see it, reblog it

Yaaas

bamblovesbamboo:

cleophatrajones:

abstrackafricana:

iwillmakeyouskinny:

beyseybey:

Biggest plot twist

i will never not repost this.

when you see it, reblog it

Yaaas

(Source: 4gifs)

denchgang:

never skip leg day

denchgang:

never skip leg day

(Source: pleatedjeans)